We get to Kent there'll be religion
We get to London there'll be sound
We get to Bristol there's a black hole
We get to Leeds we all fall down
What's all this talk of sin and sickness?
What's all this talk of pound and pence?
What's all this talk of all mod contact?
What's all this talk of manifest?

and then she asked me have you been there?
and I said where
and then she asked me are you playing
what you saying - babe?

in Birmingham there is a spaceship
in Coventry we catch the train
in Manchester we'll lose the handgun
in Yorkshire High here comes the rain
R -What's all this talk of sin and sickness?
What's all this talk of pound and pence?
What's all this talk of all mod contact?
What's all this talk of manifest?

and then she asked me have you been there?
and I said where
and then she asked me are you playing
what you saying - babe?

can you bring that? mind your p's and q's
don't wind me up now lovely to meet you
can you sing that? you're blind and so abused
don't sign me up now it's lovely to beat you